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You voted: Nancy Pelosi wins “Absurdity of the Year” with her statement about Hamas

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Thanks to everyone who voted for the Absurdity of the Year. Here’s how you ranked the headlines.

Congrats, Nan. We can’t wait to hear what you’ll say in 2015!

16. Kanye West says celebrities are treated like blacks in the 60s

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15. Army LTC may be forced to retire for preventing photos of lesbian couple kissing

14. Eric Holder’s Department of Justice investigates a parade float

13. Gwyneth Paltrow compares Twitter to war

12. Animal rights group sought “personhood” for chimpanzees

11. Convicted cop killer gives college commencement speech

10. Iran executed a woman for killing her rapist

9. Your tax dollars funded Swedish massages for rabbits (which were killed afterwards)

8. Debbie Wasserman Schultz equates conservative policies to domestic violence

7. Michael Brown’s mom tried to take her son’s case to the UN Committee on Torture

6. Openly gay Houston mayor demanded pastors turn over their sermons

5. Army deserter Bowe Bergdahl could be eligible for $350,000 in back pay, tax free

4. Feds paid $182,129,786 to house illegals for 4 months

3. John Kerry says the Bible commands us to fight climate change, particularly in Muslim countries

2. Military troops are getting pink slips while in combat

1. Nancy Pelosi says Hamas is a humanitarian organization

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