Poop washing deemed racist microaggression by urban leftist lawmaker

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Today, in “Everything is Racist:” poop. Yes, really.

Enter the world of Seattle politics, a city that recently fired all their minimum wage researchers after they discovered that their $15 minimum wage was actually destructive to their local economy.

The “controversy” stems from a homeless shelter near the King County Superior Court House, which has caused the surrounding area to be an “unsanitary and potentially frightening” scene — one “that reeks of urine and excrement.”

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In response, two judges at the Court asked the city to “please power-wash the poop-covered sidewalks.”

And of course, there’s somehow a problem with that. As the National Review‘s hilarious Kat Timpf writes:

That seems like a pretty reasonable request, but apparently, one councilman is worried that doing so might be a form of microaggression. According to the Times, Councilmember Larry Gossett “said he didn’t like the idea of power-washing the sidewalks because it brought back images of the use of hoses against civil-rights activists.”

Now, I’m not trying to diminish the struggles of civil-rights activists, but Gossett’s concern here is nothing short of insane. I mean, seriously — who even thinks of such a thing? I see people power-washing bodily fluids off of the streets of New York City (including streets outside of courthouses) all the time, and I have not once seen any of them being called racist. To be fair, this city does still smell terrible, so the power-washing plan might not be the perfect solution on practical grounds, but at least it’s a start. What else are you going to do — not wash them? Because I really, really reject the idea that leaving sidewalks covered with human bodily waste is the less offensive move in this (or any) situation.

Anyone over the age of three knows that if you see poop somewhere, it’s supposed to be cleaned up. What’s more, most little kids could probably also tell you that said clean-up is supposed to involve water. In fact, before this, I would have told you that this is probably the least controversial opinion in human history. But social-justice alarmism can do a great job of turning the clearly uncontroversial into an outrage, and often at the expense of basic logic and practicality. It’s not that all social-justice activism is bad, of course. It’s great to be nice, and it’s great to be sensitive, but an obsession with social justice and political correctness can make people’s brains start to malfunction — and I’m not sure that I’ve ever seen a better example of that than this.

Meanwhile, Seattle City Council candidate Rudy Pantoja (better known on the internet as “Hugh Mungus“) took the opportunity to poke fun at the ridiculousness of it all and announce that he (a Hispanic man) would be breaking the racial barrier in poop cleanup.

But seriously, who knew this was the standard for racism nowadays? Guess you better think twice before cleaning up after your dog from now on, ya racist!

[Note: This post was written by Matt Palumbo. He is a co-author of the new book A Paradoxical Alliance: Islam and the Left, and can be found on Twitter @MattPalumbo12]

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