Allen B. West

Liberal heads will EXPLODE over this rationale for gun ownership

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Using liberal logic, all spoons should be outlawed because clearly they make people eat too much and by the same token, I should also give up all ice cream and chocolate consumption to prevent others from obtaining their illicit tubs of Coffee Heath Bar Crunch.

Funny, on the subject of castration — although I don’t think he’s gone for the chop yet — I doubt Bruce Jenner’s motivation for his “fundamental transformation” had anything to do with population control, but you never know.

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