As our “mischeezious” friend Stilton Jarlsberg says at Hope n’ Change cartoons:
Last week, “Barack Obama spoke at the commencement of the US Coast Guard Academy to make the graduates aware of the crucial role they’ll be playing in his War On Weather.”
“Specifically, he declared that “climate change constitutes a serious threat to global security – an immediate risk to our national security. And make no mistake, it will impact how our military defends our country. So we need to act and we need to act now.”
As if this wasn’t enough to get the graduating class glancing nervously at the skies, Obama said that failure to embrace liberal climate change orthodoxy amounted to negligence and dereliction of duty. He then linked the raping, murdering, kidnapping, slave-trading activities of pretty much every terrorist organization to the alleged reduction in the world’s precious permafrost. Put another way, he’s less concerned with ISIS at our doors than ices at our poles…”
We love Stilton.